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From: Ripu Daman Khorana <rdkhorana@gmail.com>
To: vinod kumar sondhi <vksondhi@rediffmail.com>
Sent: Friday, 18 May 2012 12:01 PM
Subject: Fwd: Fw: VATI, VATI, VATI,, ha ha ha
Subject: Fw: VATI, VATI, VATI,, ha ha haTo:

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Subject: Fw: VATI, VATI, VATI,, ha ha ha
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
VATI, VATI, VATI,, ha ha ha
The Young Brahmin asked, "Is it true, that your daughter has all the good qualities and pleasing looks?"
The old Brahmin answered, "Haan! More than that, she is SundaraVati and PadmaVati !"
"But, can she cook and keep house ?" Asked the young man.
"Oh yes, she is DharmaVati!" Answered the old man.
"Now, can she sew? Asked the young man.
"Oh yes . . . . Yes, she can not only sew, but she is KalaVati!" answered the old man.
"What about her education?" asked the young man. "She is VidyaVati!" answered the old man.
And the Vedas?" asked the young man.
"Oh yes . . . . Yes, she is VedaVati !" answered the old man.
The young man is very happy to find the perfect bride and gets married to her.
Two days later, he comes back with his newly married bride in town..
The old Brahmin is surprised.
He asks, "What happened, my son?"
Why do you look so upset ?
The young man says, "Well sir, you told me that your daughter is already a SundaraVati, PadmaVati, DharmaVati, KalaVati, VidyaVati and a VedaVati!!
"Yes, my son - I certainly did " replies the old man.


But Sir - you forgot to tell me that, she is also already a 'GarbhaVati' (Pregnant)!!!!!!!!!!!       
 
 
 
 



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 *The Garden Snake*
GARDEN SNAKES CAN BE  MURDEROUSLY  DANGEROUS...

Snakes also known as Garter Snakes
(Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why.

A couple in   Sweetwater , Texas , had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze.

It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants. When it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa.

She let out a very loud scream.

The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa.

He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor.

His wife thought he had had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him to lie still and called an ambulance.

The attendants rushed in, would not listen to his protests, loaded him on the stretcher, and started carrying him out.

About that time, the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That's when the man broke his leg and why he is still in the hospital.

The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor who volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch.. Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief.

But while relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa.

The neighbor man, seeing her lying there passed out, tried to use CPR to revive her.

The
neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.

The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed that the snake had bitten him. She went to the kitchen and got a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat.

By now, the police had arrived.
Breathe here...

They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight
had occurred. They were about to arrest them all, when the women tried to explain how it all happened over a little garden snake!

The police called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife.

Now, the little snake again crawled out from under the sofa and one of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table. The table fell over, the lamp on it shattered and, as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the drapes.

The other policeman tried to beat out the flames, and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog who, startled, jumped out and raced into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car.

Meanwhile, neighbors saw the burning drapes and called in the fire department. The firemen had started raising the fire ladder when they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires, put out the power, and disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area (but they did get the house fire out).

Time passed! Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was repaired, the dog came home, the police acquired a new car and all was right with their world.

A while later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The wife asked her husband if he thought they should bring in their plants for the night.

And that's when he shot her.
 
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 *The  Blonde *
 
"May Day!  May Day!  Help  me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack
and is dead and I don't know  how to fly.  Help me!  Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:  "This is Air Traffic Control
and I have you  loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get
you back on the ground safely. I've had a lot of experience with this
kind of problem.  Now, just take a deep breath.  Everything will be
fine!
Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio, "Repeat after me: Our Father Who
art in Heaven..."
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 * THE BOOK..JUST FOR YOU *
 
 
 
 
What if your Biggest Challenges, Huge Struggles,
and even Heartbreaks were literally preparing
YOU for your Greatest Transformation…
and making exactly the Contribution
to the world ONLY YOU can make
 
What if you could garner some wisdom to
support YOU on your journey from
people who have 'been there'
& already 'done that'
 
 
 
  

 
 
 
 
What if your Biggest Challenges, Huge Struggles,
and even Heartbreaks were literally preparing
YOU for your Greatest Transformation…
and making exactly the Contribution
to the world ONLY YOU can make
 
What if you could garner some wisdom to
support YOU on your journey from
people who have 'been there'
& already 'done that'
 
 
 
  

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People should stop infearing in her ife!
 
'But people are confused because they don't know whether to glorify Aishwarya in her new motherhood 
or lament that she is not looking like a runway model.'
It's safe to say that far too many fall into the latter category, judging by the cruel comments 
flooding internet sites. 
Some, however, have come out in defence of the star, saying that she, like any new mother, 
should be focusing on her infant, not her diet.

'She is a real women looking after a baby. We should be concern for her health
 and happiness especially if she is nursing the baby. Not the Western belief of 
expecting people in the spot light to lose all weight in month. 
If she dieted what will happen to the baby's diet,' one said.  *
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From: ~Zubia Kiran~ <zubia.kiran@yahoo.co.uk>
To:
Sent: Friday, May 18, 2012 5:52 AM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» India Slams Bollywood Actress

 
How the 'most beautiful woman in the world' has been accused of 
betraying her country for failing to lose her baby weight
Outrage sparked by photos showing Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, 
who gave birth seven months ago, with double chin
Fans say actress, 38, should lose weight fast 'like Victoria Beckham did'
By DEBORAH ARTHURS

  
She is a former Miss World, a successful Bollywood star and married to the son of one of India's best-loved stars. 
She found international fame in the Hollywood film Bride and Prejudice, and Julia Roberts billed her as the world's
 most beautiful woman. 
Thanks to the notoriety such fame and fortune has brought her, Aishwarya Rai Bachchan 
has become one of the most admired and revered women in India, and indeed the world. 
But such fame has come at a cost for the 38-year-old star. 
Since the birth of her daughter in November last year, Aishwarya Rai has been open about the fact 
that she is in no hurry to lose the few extra pounds she gained during her pregnancy. 
Letting her fans down? Former Miss World and Bollywood star Aishwarya Rai Bachchan has been lambasted by followers who suggest she should have lost her baby weight following the birth of her daughter 
(Letting her fans down? Former Miss World and Bollywood star Aishwarya Rai Bachchan has been lambasted 
by followers who suggest she should have lost her baby weight following the birth of her daughter)

The model and actress, who won the Miss World title in 1994, defended her choice, 
saying she wanted simply to 'enjoy motherhood.'

But with the star, who married Abhishek Bachchan, the son of India's most loved film star Amitabh Bachnan in 2007, 
tipped for her 10th appearance at Cannes next week, furious speculation is mounting as to how she will look.  
 
Commentators have been unkind, lambasting the star for letting her fans down. 
Many have gone a step further, suggesting the star has a 'duty' to her fans to regain her pre-pregnancy figure. 
One website posted a video of the star looking less than her usual svelte self, flicking between photographs 
of her pre-birth, and photos now.

Aishwarya Rai at the Oscars last February when she was in the very early stages of her pregnancy This time last year, at the Cannes Festival, where the actress will be
 appearing again this year 
(Svelte: Aishwarya Rai at the Oscars last February when she was in the very early stages of her pregnancy, 
and at last year's Cannes Festival in May, six months before she gave birth to her daughter)

Called 'Aishwarya Rai's shocking weight gain', the clip, which came accompanied by 
elephant sound effects, has been seen more than 500,000 times. 
Dozens more videos in a similar vein have been posted, each with viewing figures 
in the tens or hundreds of thousands.

Comments left after the video prove that many of those watching have little sympathy for Aishwarya. 
'She is a Bollywood actress and it is her duty to look good and fit,' one said. 

Another added: 'She needs to learn from people like Victoria Beckham who are back to 
size zero weeks after their delivery.'It has opened up a debate in the country, and beyond, 
about the attitudes held towards women in the public eye. 

Some unkind fans have compared Aishwarya to Victoria Beckham, saying she should lose weight as quickly as Ms Beckham did after her four pregnancies Indian women have different figures to Western women like Angelina, Aishwarya's supporters have said 
(Some unkind fans have compared Aishwarya to Victoria Beckham, 
saying she should lose weight as quickly as Ms Beckham did after her four pregnancies)

'Aishwarya is like a goddess,' said showbusiness columnist Shobhaa Dé in the New York Daily News 
by way of explanation. 
'She is held up as the ideal of beauty and so there is an expectation on her to look perfect at all times.'
'The most beautiful woman in the world': Aishwarya Rai won Miss World in 1994 
'The most beautiful woman in the world': Aishwarya Rai won Miss World in 1994

'The role models being held up are Angelina Jolie and Victoria Beckham, but our body frames are different – 
we have wider hips and curves – so this whole business of looking desperately skinny two weeks after 
giving birth is a western import.'

Cinema professor Shohini Ghosh added that women in India were up against an almost impossible task. 
'There is a glorification of motherhood in India and Indian cinema,' he told the paper. 
'But people are confused because they don't know whether to glorify Aishwarya in her new motherhood 
or lament that she is not looking like a runway model.'
It's safe to say that far too many fall into the latter category, judging by the cruel comments 
flooding internet sites. 
Some, however, have come out in defence of the star, saying that she, like any new mother, 
should be focusing on her infant, not her diet.

'She is a real women looking after a baby. We should be concern for her health
 and happiness especially if she is nursing the baby. Not the Western belief of 
expecting people in the spot light to lose all weight in month. 
If she dieted what will happen to the baby's diet,' one said. 

'That's because Aish is not one of those selfish ones who puts the focus on their bodies 
instead of their babies, which makes them moody and ineffective as parents,' another said. 
'Kudos to you Aish for keeping it real and letting your baby have all the bonding and attention 
she needs with you. Enjoy your life.'

 

 

 




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