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<>_<>Santa Singh <>_<>
 Fed up with people making fun of him, Santa Singh (the sardar) decided to change his religion. He joined a priest in a church as his assistant.
One day the priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, He called Santa D'Costa (his new assistant) and asked him to cover for him.
 
Santa told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to stay with him for a little while and learn what to do.
 
Santa joined the priest and then followed him into the confessional. A few minutes later a woman came in and said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned"
Priest: "What did you do?"
Woman: " I committed adultery"
Priest: "How many times?"
Woman: "Three times"
Priest: "Say Two Hail Marys, put $ 5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more"
 
A few minutes later a man entered the confessional.
He said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned"
Priest: "What did you do?"
Man: "I committed adultery"
Priest: "How many times?"
Man: "Three times"
Priest: "Say two Hail Marys, put $ 5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more"
 
Santa, a quick learner, told the priest that he understood the job and the priest could leave. Santa D'costa was now alone. A few minutes later another woman entered and said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned"
Santa: "What did you do?"
Woman: "I committed adultery"
Santa: "How many times?"
Woman: "Once"
Santa: "Go do it two more times, we have a special offer this week, three times for $ 5.00"
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<>_<>A Sad Day For Tennis.... <>_<>
 
 
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Wimbledon hopeful Simona Halep wants surgery to reduce the size of her breasts.
 
Halep is seen as one of the tennis stars of the future after winning a host of junior titles and a place in the final of the junior French Open last year.
 
But the 5-foot-5-inch Romanian tennis star said she thinks her 34DD bust is holding her back.
 
"This fall I'll have a breast reduction operation," Halep said. "The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play."
 
"It's the weight that troubles me (and) my ability to react quickly," she added.
 

 

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THIS BABE THAT WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING
 
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<>_<>THE WISE MAN <>_<>
 
A wise old man and a young man are waiting for their bus at the bus stop. A conversation starts..
 
Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
Old Man: Certainly not.

Young Man: Sir, but why not?
Old Man: I am being far sighted by refusing to tell you the time you impudent fellow.  
Young Man: Sir, but how can you be farsighted by not telling the time? What are you going to lose,if
You tell me the time?

Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time.That is the farsightedness. 
Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?
Old Man:
See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.
Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man:
May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.
Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man:
Oneday you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?
Young Man: Possible
Old Man:
Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter.

Young Man:
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Old Man:
Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man:
My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man:
One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.
Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles
Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.....
 
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