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From: iqbal sheikh <iqbalyat@gmail.com>
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Sent: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 12:10 AM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» AADHAR CARD (Just enjoy it)

A Scene in 2020...

Hello Pizza Hut!

Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?

Operator : Can I have your multi purpose Aadhar card number first, Sir?

Customer: Yeah! 
Hold on..... 
My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610

Operator : OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. You are calling from you home number now.

Customer: (Astonished) How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : We are connected to the system, Sir.

Customer: I wish to order your Seafood Pizza...

Operator : That's not a good idea Sir.

Customer: How come?

Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, sir.

Customer: What?... What do you recommend then?

Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it.

Customer: How do you know for sure?

Operator : You borrowed a book titled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week, sir.

Customer: OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then.

Operator : That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs. 2,450.

Customer: Can I pay by credit card?

Operator : I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs. 1,51,758 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.

Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.

Operator : You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've exhausted even your overdraft limit.

Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?

Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.

Customer: What?

Operator : According to the details in the system , you own a motorcycle registration number 1123.

Customer: "????" (hmmm.. these guys know my motorcyle number too!)

Operator : Is there anything else, sir?

Customer: Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?

Operator : We normally would sir, but based on your records, you're also diabetic... In the best interest of your health, we are holding this offer for you.

Customer: ***%&$%%### You $##$%%@!)))

Operator: Better mind your language sir. Remember on 15th July 2007 you were imprisoned for 2 months and fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive language against a policeman...?

Customer faints.......


From: Vipan <iamvipan@yahoo.com>
Sent: Monday, June 3, 2013 2:46 PM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» <>_<>ROSE OPENING- <>_<> [1 Attachment]
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 `Ha Ha Ha.....A Kiss For A Icecream Lick`

From: "albarracin1220@gmail.com" <albarracin1220@gmail.com>
To: undisclosed-recipients <undisclosed-recipients>
Sent: Friday, May 31, 2013 4:26 AM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Helados / Ice cream
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From: Sonya Khan <khansonya95@yahoo.co.uk>
To: "HAVE-A-HEART@yahoogroups.com" <HAVE-A-HEART@yahoogroups.com>; "Hindi_Jokes-owner@yahoogroups.com" <Hindi_Jokes-owner@yahoogroups.com>; the khi <The-Karachi-World@yahoogroups.com>; "the-pakistan-world@yahoogroups.com" <the-pakistan-world@yahoogroups.com>; "The-Global-Village@yahoogroups.com" <The-Global-Village@yahoogroups.com>; "PakistanWritersClub-Riyadh@yahoogroups.com" <PakistanWritersClub-Riyadh@yahoogroups.com>; "Jhilmil_Taray@yahoogroups.com" <Jhilmil_Taray@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 5:00 AM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Amazing Cambodian Deities On Trees
Sonya Khan
Amazing Cambodian Deities On Trees
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Imagine, if you will, walking through the streets of Phnom Penh, Cambodia. It's a balmy evening, and while it's dark you can still feel the day's heat rising from the pavement slabs. You have just finished watching a film with friends, and you are returning to your inner city apartment. Imagine your surprise when you see the ghostly image of Buddha appear before you in the leaves of a tree. You blink yourself silly trying to work out whether this is your moment of truth, or whether it is the work of an amazing artist. Such was the dilemma facing Cambodians recently during Clement Briend's exhibition, Cambodian Trees.combodian dieties on trees 2
French photographer Briend is very good at taking pictures. He is also very good at projecting digital images onto unassuming surfaces to create interesting dichotomies. During his time away from being a professor of art at University of Valenciennes, Clement traveled to Cambodia to explore this technique. Setting these night time incarnations against an urban backdrop gives his work a uniquely haunting appeal.combodian dieties on trees 3
"It's a beautiful surprise when the projected spirits awaken and reveal themselves at night as though they are made of the towering trees themselves. The photographic light installations echo the spirituality of the few sprouts of nature in the predominantly urban landscapes. It is a visual imagining of the divine figures that inhabit the world, as seen through an environmentally aware spiritual eye." – Clement Briendcombodian dieties on trees 4
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