«*» RUKHSANA«*» Gustav Gun: The Largest Gun in History

 

Built in Germany in 1941 by the company Friedrich Krupp A.G. this gigantic gun was created in order to destroy troops along the Maginot Line along the French border. Both a 10 thousand pound shell and a 16 thousand pound concrete-piercing projectile were shot as far as 29 miles.

Jex Gill

jexgill@yahoo.com

__._,_.___

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post | Start a New Topic

Messages in this topic (1)

Recent Activity:

• New Members 19

Visit Your Group

      
VISIT RUKHSANA FM ONLINE RADIO

http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm
http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm
http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm   

http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
 
***********************************

Enjoy your stay at Rukhsana Group.

Moderators Rukhsana Group:
Aika Rani,Sitara Ansari, Lilly ,A k h t a r,Mumtaz Ali
Contact us at: llolli_bobby@yahoo.com
Aika_Rani@Yahoo.Com
akhtar_khatri2001@yahoo.com
Rukhsana-owner@yahoogroups.com 
**********************************                      

Switch to: Text-Only, Daily Digest • Unsubscribe • Terms of Use

.

__,_._,___

«*» RUKHSANA«*» Children and the Cat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

undefined » undefined

لا يمكن ترجمة كل هذا الكم من الكلمات

undefined » undefined

جاري البحث والترجمه......

__._,_.___

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post | Start a New Topic

Messages in this topic (1)

Recent Activity:

• New Members 19

Visit Your Group

      
VISIT RUKHSANA FM ONLINE RADIO

http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm
http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm
http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm   

http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
 
***********************************

Enjoy your stay at Rukhsana Group.

Moderators Rukhsana Group:
Aika Rani,Sitara Ansari, Lilly ,A k h t a r,Mumtaz Ali
Contact us at: llolli_bobby@yahoo.com
Aika_Rani@Yahoo.Com
akhtar_khatri2001@yahoo.com
Rukhsana-owner@yahoogroups.com 
**********************************                      

Switch to: Text-Only, Daily Digest • Unsubscribe • Terms of Use

.

__,_._,___

«*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Ofcourse, Mr.Bean

 

SOOOOOOO funny

On Tue, Jul 19, 2011 at 12:07 PM, Vipan <iamvipan@yahoo.com> wrote:

 

 Ofcourse, Mr.Bean 

                                           

 

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumour.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.


6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you take anyway?

Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.


7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!


8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.


9) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?

Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!7

 

__._,_.___

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post | Start a New Topic

Messages in this topic (2)

Recent Activity:

• New Members 19

Visit Your Group

      
VISIT RUKHSANA FM ONLINE RADIO

http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm
http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm
http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm   

http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
 
***********************************

Enjoy your stay at Rukhsana Group.

Moderators Rukhsana Group:
Aika Rani,Sitara Ansari, Lilly ,A k h t a r,Mumtaz Ali
Contact us at: llolli_bobby@yahoo.com
Aika_Rani@Yahoo.Com
akhtar_khatri2001@yahoo.com
Rukhsana-owner@yahoogroups.com 
**********************************                      

Switch to: Text-Only, Daily Digest • Unsubscribe • Terms of Use

.

__,_._,___

«*» RUKHSANA«*» dil ki basti

 

دل کی بستی کے چلو آج سفیروں سے ملیں
آو الفت میں گرفتار اسیروں سے ملیں

ہونے والا ہے جو شائد کہ پتا چل جائے
اپنے ہاتھوں میں سجی آج لکیروں سے ملیں

چل چلیں خاک میں لپٹی ہوئی بستی کی طرف
شان دیکھی ہے بہت آج فقیروں سے ملیں

ہر طرف تیرگی پھیلی ہے جہاں تک دیکھو
کچھ اُجالا ہی کریں آو منیروں سے ملیں

غور کر لیں کے ہمارے لئے بہتر کیا ہے
بات آئے نہ سمجھ میں تو مشیروں سے ملیں

دشمنوں سے تو توقع ہی نہیں کر سکتے
ہے بھلائی کی تمنا تو ظہیروں سے ملیں

اُن کے بس کا یہ نہیں روگ یقینا اظہر
وقت ظائع نہ کریں آپ قدیروں سے ملیں


Dil ki basti kay chalo aj safeeron say milain
Aao ulfet main giraftar aseeron say milain

Honay wala hai jo shayed ke pata chal jayay
Apnay hathon main saji aj lakeeron say milain

Chal chalain khak main lipti hui basti ki taraf
Shan dekhi hai bohat, aj faqeeron say milain

Her taraf teeragi phaili hai jahan tuk dekho
Kuch Ujala hi karain aao muneeron say milain

Ghaur ker lain ke hamaray liay behter kia hai
Bat ayay na samajh main to musheeron say milain

Dushmanon say to tawaqaa hi nahin kar saktay
Hai bhalai ki tamanna to zaheeron say milain

Un kay bus ka yeh nahin rog yaqeenan azhar
Wqat zaiy na karain ap qadeeron say milain

 

 

With Best Regards,

 

Mohammad Iqbal,

Labour Department ,

Nass The Group,

Manama,Kingdom Of Bahrain.

Phone   : +97317725522

mobile  : +97339056265

Fax     : +97317826037

iqbal@aanass.net

iqbalyat@gmail.com

www.nassgroup.com

 

 

 

This e-mail is confidential and may contain legally privileged information. If you are not the intended recipient, you should not copy, distribute, disclose or  use the information it contains, please e-mail the sender immediately  and delete this message from your system. Note: e-mails are susceptible to corruption, interception and unauthorised amendment.  

__._,_.___

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post | Start a New Topic

Messages in this topic (1)

Recent Activity:

• New Members 19

Visit Your Group

      
VISIT RUKHSANA FM ONLINE RADIO

http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm
http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm
http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm   

http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
 
***********************************

Enjoy your stay at Rukhsana Group.

Moderators Rukhsana Group:
Aika Rani,Sitara Ansari, Lilly ,A k h t a r,Mumtaz Ali
Contact us at: llolli_bobby@yahoo.com
Aika_Rani@Yahoo.Com
akhtar_khatri2001@yahoo.com
Rukhsana-owner@yahoogroups.com 
**********************************                      

Switch to: Text-Only, Daily Digest • Unsubscribe • Terms of Use

.

__,_._,___

«*» RUKHSANA«*» rang, khushboo

 

رنگ، خوشبو، جمال کے ہونگے
سارے قصے وصال کے ہونگے

حسن تو بےمثال ہی ہو گا
اور چرچے خصال کے ہونگے

گیت گائیں گی چوڑیاں کھن کھن
پھر وہ غمزے کمال کے ہوں گے

اور طبیعت مچل ہی جائے گی
جبکہ عارض گلال کے ہونگے

وحشتیں پھر عروج پر ہوں گی
خوف لاحق زوال کے ہونگے

ہم نے کیا کیا جواب سوچے ہیں
منتظر بس سوال کے ہونگے

جو نہیں معترف ترے اظہر
وہ بھی تیرے خیال کے ہوں گے


Rung , khushbu, jamal kay hongay
saray qissay wisaal kay hongay

Husn to be missal hi ho ga
Aur charchay khisal kay hongay

Geet gain gi chooriaan khun khun
Phir woh ghamzay kamal kay hongay

Aur tabiat machel hi jayay gi
Jabkeh aariz gullal kay hongay

Wehshatain phir arooj per hon gi
Khauf laheq zawal kay hongay

Hum nay kia kia jawab sochay hain
Muntazir bus sawal kay hongay

Jo nahin moataraf teray azhar
Who bhi teray khayal kay hon gay

 

 

With Best Regards,

 

Mohammad Iqbal,

Labour Department ,

Nass The Group,

Manama,Kingdom Of Bahrain.

Phone   : +97317725522

mobile  : +97339056265

Fax     : +97317826037

iqbal@aanass.net

iqbalyat@gmail.com

www.nassgroup.com

 

 

 

This e-mail is confidential and may contain legally privileged information. If you are not the intended recipient, you should not copy, distribute, disclose or  use the information it contains, please e-mail the sender immediately  and delete this message from your system. Note: e-mails are susceptible to corruption, interception and unauthorised amendment.  Nass The Group, does not accept liability for any such changes, or for their consequences.  You should be aware that we may monitor your e-mails and their content. 

undefined » undefined

جاري البحث والترجمه......

__._,_.___

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post | Start a New Topic

Messages in this topic (1)

Recent Activity:

• New Members 19

Visit Your Group

      
VISIT RUKHSANA FM ONLINE RADIO

http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm
http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm
http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm   

http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
 
***********************************

Enjoy your stay at Rukhsana Group.

Moderators Rukhsana Group:
Aika Rani,Sitara Ansari, Lilly ,A k h t a r,Mumtaz Ali
Contact us at: llolli_bobby@yahoo.com
Aika_Rani@Yahoo.Com
akhtar_khatri2001@yahoo.com
Rukhsana-owner@yahoogroups.com 
**********************************                      

Switch to: Text-Only, Daily Digest • Unsubscribe • Terms of Use

.

__,_._,___

«*» RUKHSANA«*» Belt Buckles Made From a Computer Mouse

 

Jex Gill

jexgill@yahoo.com

__._,_.___

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post | Start a New Topic

Messages in this topic (1)

Recent Activity:

• New Members 19

Visit Your Group

      
VISIT RUKHSANA FM ONLINE RADIO

http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm
http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm
http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm   

http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
 
***********************************

Enjoy your stay at Rukhsana Group.

Moderators Rukhsana Group:
Aika Rani,Sitara Ansari, Lilly ,A k h t a r,Mumtaz Ali
Contact us at: llolli_bobby@yahoo.com
Aika_Rani@Yahoo.Com
akhtar_khatri2001@yahoo.com
Rukhsana-owner@yahoogroups.com 
**********************************                      

Switch to: Text-Only, Daily Digest • Unsubscribe • Terms of Use

.

__,_._,___