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Sent: Sunday, 18 March 2012 10:04 AM
Subject: FW: The Arrogance of Authority

 
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 The Arrogance of Authority 

    
  
 
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. 
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." 
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying,
" Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !"
 
 
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. 
"See this badge?!
This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !!
   
No questions asked or answers given!!  Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer
running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......






With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely
that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety.  The officer was clearly terrified.
 
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and
yelled at the top of his lungs.....               


(I just love this part....)
 
 
 
 
 

"Your badge, show him your BADGE........ ! !"
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 The Arrogance of Authority 

    
  
 
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. 
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." 
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying,
" Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !"
 
 
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. 
"See this badge?!
This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !!
   
No questions asked or answers given!!  Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer
running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......






With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely
that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety.  The officer was clearly terrified.
 
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and
yelled at the top of his lungs.....               


(I just love this part....)
 
 
 
 
 

"Your badge, show him your BADGE........ ! !"

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Sent: Sunday, 18 March 2012 10:10 AM
Subject: FW: The Smiling Jew'

 

  
 
 
THE SMILING JEW
 
 
A well known Anti-Semite, walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a jewish cap / kippa, a prayer shawl / tzitzis, and traditional locks of hair / payos.
 
 
He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish.
So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly, that everyone can hear,
 
"Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there.";

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, he notices that the Jewish guy is smiling and waving to him and says
' Thank You ' in an equally loud voice, so that everyone can hear.
 
This infuriates the Anti-Semite and in a loud voice, he once again orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.
But as before, this does not seem to worry the Jewish guy who continues to smile, and again says, "Thank you."
So the guy asks the barman, "What's the hell is the matter with that Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar except for him, and all that the silly bugger does is to smile and thank me in such a loud voice.
 
Is he nuts?
"Nope," replies the bartender. 
 
"He owns this place."
 
 


 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 



 

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 mujhe tum nazar se gira tu rahe ho
mujhe tum kabhi bhi bhula na sako ge
najaane kyun mujhe yaqeen ho chala hai
mere pyar ko tum mita na sako ge
mujhe tum nazar se...

meri yaad hogi,jidhar jaoge tum

kabhi naghma bun keh,kabhi bun keh aansoo
tarapta mujhe hartaraf paoge tum
shama jo jalai hai meri wafa ne
bujhana bhi chaho,bujha na sako ge
mujhe tum nazar se...

kabhi naam baaton mein aaya jo mera
tu bechain ho ho keh dil thaam loge
nigaaho mein chaaye ga ghum ka undhaira
kisi ne jo poocha sabab aansooon ka
batana bhi chaho ,batana sako ge
mujhe tum nazar se gira tu rahe ho
mujhe tum kabhi bhi bhula na sako ge
mujhe tum nazar se...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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 phir aa kay chulay jana

ik bar chulay aao


ik bar chulay aao

soorut to dikha jao
ik bar chulay aao

tum ko maray geeton ka sungeet bulata hay

sungeet bulata hay
kuch geet maray sun lo kuch apnay suna jao
ik bar chulay aao
phir aa kay chulay jana

jo tum ko bulaein phir
tum shoq se mut aana
kis baat pay rothay ho itna to buta jao
ik bar chulay aao
phir aa kay chulay jana

kia dil ke turupnay ka ehsas naheen tum ko
ehsas naheen tum ko
ab jaan pe bun aaey lillah chulay aao
ik bar chulay aao
phir aa ke chulay jana

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Good Morning

    Daddy, how was I born?

A little
boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born ?'  

The
father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.  We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.  There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.  As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button , nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:  


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'You got Male!
 
 
 
 

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*1422...Dil Dharakney Ka Sabab...Pak Old*
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Dil dharakney ka sabab yaad aya
Woh teri yaad thi ab yaad aya
Aaj mushkil tha sanbhalna aey dost
Tuh mosebat main ajab yaad aya
Din guzra tha bari mushkil sey
Phir tera wahda_e_shab yaad aya
Tera bhula huwa pahman_e_ wafa
Mar raheen ge agar ab yaad aya
Phir kahi loog nazar sey guzrey
Phir koi shehar tarb yaad aya
Haal dil ham bhi sunatey lekin
Jab woh rukhsat huwa tab yaad aya
Bath kar saya_e_gul main "Nasir"
Ham bohot roey woh jab yaad aya

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Sachin Tendulkar's Greatest Achievements




Cricket records are synonymous with Sachin Tendulkar and the Master Blaster has amassed innumerable laurels in his two decades of international cricket. During this journey, he has scored 100 hundreds and over 32,000 runs. A look at the legend himself as he reaches his 100th international ton, against Bangladesh.




Highest run getter in ODIs: He is also the highest scorer in the 50-over format with 18111 runs (as on 02/04/2011). Given his recent form, it will not be a surprise if he crosses the 20K-run mark before bidding adieu.




In the age of IPL, this may sound trifle but in 1995 Sachin became world's richest cricketer and created history after he signed a five-year contract worth Rs 31.5 crore with WorldTel. This amount looks very small now in comparison to Dhoni's Rs 210-crore deal but 15 years back it was an unimaginable amount for an Indian sportsperson.





Sachin was the youngest Indian to play Test cricket. He made international debut for India at an age of 16 years and 204 days.





With 631 international appearances, Sachin has 76 Man of the Match awards. He has 14 in Tests and 62 in ODIs. This is the maximum by any player.




He also holds the record of scoring over 1000 ODI runs in a calendar year on seven occasions. He scored 1089 runs in 1994, 1611 in 1996, 1011 in 1997, 1894 in 1998, 1328 in 2000, 1141 in 2003 and 1425 in 2007.




Sachin was given the NDTV Indian of the Year Award in 2010.





And though Sachin and Sehwag have made it to the ICC's greatest ODI team of all-time, it is Sourav Ganguly with whom the Little Master holds the world record for the maximum number of runs scored by the opening partnership. They have put together 6,609 runs in 136 matches that include 21 century partnerships and 23 fifty run partnerships.



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