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These are reputedly real answers to questions on science tests. 

When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide. 

Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. 

Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state. 

When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire. 

Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars. 

Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative. 

The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader. 

The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects. 

A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is. 

For fainting: Rub the person's chest, or, if it's a lady, rub her arm above the hand. Or put her head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor. 

Equator: a menagerie lion running around Earth through Africa. 

Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot. 

The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is so that there is something to hitch the meat to. 

To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose. 

The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain. The borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - A, E, I, O, and U.




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.                                                 Mera Hona Na Hona...Ik Barabar hai
Tum Apnay Khal-o-Khad Ko Aiynay Main Phir Nikharnay Do

Tum Apni Ankh Ke Basti Main Phir Say Ik Naya Mosaam Utarnay Do!
Meray Khwaboon ko Mernay Do
Nai Tasweer Dekho
Phir Naya Maktoob Likhoo

Phir Naye Mosaam Naye Lafzoon say APna Silsila Joro
Meri Mazi Ke Chahat Raigaan Samjhoo
Meri Yadoon Say Kachay Rabtay Toro
Chalo Choro!!!

Mohabat Jhoot Hai!!
Ehd-e-Wafa Ik Shughal Hai Bekaar Logon ka  


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.                             .wah waah waaah bahut umdah. This was long awaited.
 Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley
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On Monday, July 7, 2014 12:39 AM, "Lilly llolli_bobby@yahoo.com [Rukhsana]" <Rukhsana-noreply@yahoogroups.com> wrote:


 

 
R~U~K~H~S~A~N~A - we are different from Others  !!!...
R~U~K~H~S~A~N~A - we are different from Others !!!...
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R~U~K~H~S~A~N~A - we are different from Others !!!...
R~U~K~H~S~A~N~A - we are different from Others !!!...
♥~   ~♥
!!....A Cute Love Story....!!
One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home.As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, heleaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her

"Honey, would you give me a kiss ?"


Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"


" Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
He asked grinning at her. 


" No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"


"Oh come on!


There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".


" No way, it's just too risky!" 


"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?".


" No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".


"Oh yes you can. Please?"


" No, no. I just can't" " I'm begging you ... " 


Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and


The girl's elder sister showed up in her pajamas, hair dishevelled,
And in a sleepy voice she said,


" Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need 
Be, mom says she can come down herself and do it,
 but for God's sake and all of ours....


TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL ........
 
 
 
 
Анимашки-Куклы
 
Lilly
Mail by Rukhsana - Dare to bite us ???!!! Mail by Rukhsana - Dare to bite us ???!!! Mail by Rukhsana - Dare to bite us ???!!!
 


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.                              mujhy tum se mouhbbat he,


mujhy tum se mouhbbat he,
tumhin kese bataon main,
aqidat he mujhy tum se,
yaqeen kese dilaon main ,
ye yaktarfa mouhabbat he,
fasana ais ko kahty hain,
kahani ais mouhabbat ki,
tumhin kese sunaon main,
kisi ko toot kar chao ,
mouhabbat ho hi jay gi,
kisi ko toot kar chahna,
tumhin kese sekhaon main

Mujhy ek khaawb likhna hai
Aankhoon main mahtaab likhna hai
Aankhain hi kiya
Sar "Bil" ki tajori main para hai
Mairay purkhoon ki yah kamae
Os kay hath kaisay aae
Mairay kisi apnay nay
Apni zarorat kay liay
Kuch takoon main
Kahein os ko na day aaya ho
Pochna to ho ga
Maira sar borida jism
Mohtasib tak ja'ay kaisay
Faraz ka qaraz choka'ay kaisay
Kiya sonay, sona'ay kaisay
Aaj baishak,
Mal-o-manal aziz rakhta hai
Apni aankhoon kay evaz
Day sakta hoon mein
Khizr ki chaap
Jo ab mairi zarorat nahain
Mujhy ek khaab likhna hai
Aankhoon main mahtaab likhna hai
 
 
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Whether we know it or not – we all wear an invisible crown that we need to put straight from time to time. The crown in this case refers to the higher aspects of ourselves, our invisible halo, our dignity, our true self-respect. When we slip from our elevated seat, our crown also slips, and we can lose more than just our position.
Don't air hostesses and catwalk models practice balancing books on their heads just so that they can walk tall and exude an air of presence and grace? If we were to imagine that we had an invisible crown on our heads, would we not pay a little extra attention to our stride, posture and inner as well as outer composure? Have you noticed that when you feel more confident, self-assured and in control you automatically 'walk tall'?
Take that idea a little further and imagine you are a king.  This is the very basis of what Raja Yoga meditation speaks about: you are the king, so rule over your kingdom well! You are a master of your own life, the creator of your thoughts, the director of your actions. So is it not appropriate that we are the ones who will dictate what happens in our own kingdoms, not other people or places or events? So stay mindful of your invisible crown, and you will always be reminded to remain in your dignity and integrity.
An important person always knows who they are, even if they are not suited and booted! They have this constant awareness in the back of their minds. They naturally and automatically command the best treatment, and in return they are aware of what is expected of them in public or private.
Because of this authentic self-respect, one does not need to beg from others or stoop so low that the crown falls off. As a king I realize I don't need to look at what's going on in anyone else's territory.  I have everything I need right here within my own kingdom.
When one is in the awareness of one's spiritual power and position one is more aware of the impact of every thought on the atmosphere. As a king, one only has the highest form of thinking: positive and powerful thoughts. There is no judgment of what is right and what is wrong, who is good and who is bad, but the king simply does what he needs to do.
In order to keep our crown on straight and upright, we also need to be straightforward and clear; no prancing and dancing about.  If I set others off in a spin, then that karma will boomerang back, throwing me off my course.  If I fall into confusion and chaos, it is almost inevitable that my crown will fall off.
In order to hold oneself up, there needs to be self-respect and also the humility to match.  Sometimes, people walk nonchalantly through their lives whilst ignoring others.  This is not the real meaning of respect for the self, and is much more likely to be arising from the ego. Remember the adage: pride comes before a fall!  In spiritual self-respect there is inevitably natural respect for others.
A worthy king needs to remember he is there to serve.  If we think we are above others we will not be able to meet them where they are at; but the king who wins loyalty and respect from others is the one who knows and understands his own weaknesses and strengths, who takes responsibility for himself and at the same time allows others to be who they are, who controls himself but does not seek to control, who gives rather than takes, and who is always seated on his invisible throne of self respect.


It's time… to fix your crown! When you get dressed, before you go out, remember to fix your crown and keep it straight. Repeatedly remind yourself of who you are and stay firmly seated on your throne.



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Daily Positive Thoughts: July 11, 2014: This Moment

 
This Moment

If I fill this moment with happiness and peace, it will increase the chances of the next moment being like that also.
 
 

Listen

Sometimes when someone says something, there is a tendency to feel hurt
even though the other person did not mean anything. This is because
only the words are heard but the meaning behind it is not understood.
This brings misunderstanding and conflicts and even spoils
relationships. When someone is telling me something I need to listen to
the other person rather than merely hearing to his words. When I am
able to understand the intentions behind his words I am able to take
something from them instead of just creating conflicts in
relationships.

 

Factors That Shape Our Perception (cont.)


There are four main criteria that may influence how our perception of reality is distorted or altered (changed). We had discussed "Mental Limits" yesterday. Today we continue to discuss the same:

Mental Limits (cont.) 
Trapped by mental limits, some of which were discussed yesterday, human beings in general only use 10 per cent of their inner potential, and the other 90 per cent is available but is not used due to oversight (overlooking) or the lack of awareness that they have it. Meditating helps us to cross these mental limits. Meditation takes us to a higher dimension over our physical identity that releases us from these limits. Throughout our lives, and especially during our childhood, many impressions are formed about ourselves, since at the very beginning of our lives we do not know who we are or who we should be, until we learn it from those around us, who are older, and who know more things and who presumably love us. 

One of the biggest mistakes we can make in our lives is to refer only to the opinions of others to work out who we really are. e.g. When a parent tells a child - * You are extremely naughty, * You are ignorant or * You are lazy, the child is creating negative and false images about himself (or herself). It is quite possible that the child has said or done something wrong, but this does not mean that we label the child negatively. It was their behavior that was bad. It is important to establish the difference between - * You are a naughty child and * It is incorrect to fight with your sibling. 

Due to the fact that many people label others based on their behaviour, negative beliefs are created that are not based on what is true and genuine, and these beliefs may be dragged along throughout the person's life - which then function like mental limits in the life of that person. 

(To be continued tomorrow ...)

 

Soul Sustenance

Practical Ways of Changing Old Habits or Beliefs (Part 3) 

Conscious Disassociation 
A useful method for transforming habits is that of conscious disassociation. This involves avoiding the situations that give rise to the habit occurring automatically. For example, if you often smoke after a coffee, you have to make sure there is no coffee. By breaking your habit, you will be less likely to have a craving to smoke. Instead of your habitual coffee, you can create a new pattern and have a cup of herbal tea and sit down to think or read, instead of smoking. 

Rajyoga Meditation 
Rajyoga meditation is an efficient method for transforming habits. By connecting with the Supreme Soul (who is the purest conscient energy) in the incorporeal (non-physical) world of divine light, which is called paramdham or shantidham, the soul purifies itself and one experiences a natural disinclination from negative habits that we have been trapped in for a long time. 

(To be continued tomorrow …..) 

 

 

Message for the day

 

To be a donor means to give at each step and increase one's own stock. 

Expression: Usually it seems very difficult to be a donor - to give from whatever resources we have. The thought often arises in the mind that we cannot give because we are ourselves not complete or full. We find ourselves constantly trying to fill ourselves and we then have no time or thought for giving to those around us. 

Experience: We have a lot of treasures within us which we can give to those around us, our virtues, our specialities etc. Even if we have just a little and give to the others, we will find ourselves benefitting. For having given from whatever we have, we find that these treasures begin to increase within ourselves too. 


DR.BK.SATYANARAYAN

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