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«*» RUKHSANA«*» Wife

 

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike Tyson

The great question.. which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." The third gave me more children!
Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Shaquille O'Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Jimmy Kimmel

"Honey, what happened to 'ladies first'?" Husband replies, "That's the reason why the world's a mess today, because a lady went first!"
David Letterman

"First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!
Jay Leno


SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH.......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!

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«*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» ALLAH

 

mashaAllah very nice mail.

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«*» RUKHSANA«*» Mujhe apne zabt pe naaz tha Sar-e-raat bazm yeh kya huwa

 

Mujhe apne zabt pe naaz tha Sar-e-raat bazm yeh kya huwa Meri aankh kaise chahlak gayi Mujhe ranj hai kay yeh bura huwa Meri zindagi kay chiraagh ka Yeh mezaaj kuch naya nahi Abhi roshni, abhi teergi Na jalaa huwa , na bhuja huwa Mujhe koi bhi dushman-e-jaan mila Woh pukhta'kaar jahan mila Na kissi ki zarb ghalat pari Na kissi ka teer khataa huwa Mujhe rastey main para huwa Aik ajnabee ka khat mila Kahiin khoon-e-dil se likha huwa kahiin aanso'on se mitta huwa Mujhe humsafar bhi mila tu woh Sitam zarf meri tarhan Kayiin manziloon ka thaka huwa Kayiin rastoon main lutta huwa                     WARM REGARDS, Akhtar khatri *****help what we can with others in need...the world is ONE big family*****   ALL THE MAILS POSTED BY ME R NOT MY PROPERTY, ALL R TAKEN FROM NET, IF SOMETHING IS COPYRIGHTED PLZ INFORM ME, SO THAT I MAY NOT POST THE MATERIAL IN THE FUTURE

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