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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

definition of cigarette

MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master


definition of lecture
LECTURE:

An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

definition of conference
CONFERENCE:

The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

definition of compromise
COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

definition of TEARS
TEARS:

The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

definition of dictionary
DICTIONARY:

A place where divorce comes
before marriage

definition of conference room
CONFERENCE ROOM:

A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

definition of ecstasy
ECSTASY:

A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before

definition of cl-assic
CLASSIC:

A book
which people praise,
but never read

definition of smile
SMILE:

A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!

definition of office
OFFICE:

A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life

definition of yawn
YAWN:

The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth

definition of etc
ETC:

A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do

definition of committee
COMMITTEE:

Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together

definition of experience
EXPERIENCE:

The name
men give
to their
Mistakes

definition of atom bomb
ATOM BOMB:

An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions

definition of philosopher
PHILOSOPHER:

A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead

definition of diplomat
DIPLOMAT:

A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

definition of opportunist
OPPORTUNIST:

A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river

definition of optimist
OPTIMIST:

A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

definition of pessimist
PESSIMIST:

A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY

definition of miser
MISER:

A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!

definition of father
FATHER:

A banker
provided by
nature

definition of criminal
CRIMINAL:

A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught

definition of boss
BOSS:

Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early

definition of politician
POLITICIAN:

One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later

definition of doctor
DOCTOR:

A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!

 

ye ek sapna hai sapna ya hakeekat hai.

From: sapna kamble <sapna_ashok9@yahoo.co.in>
To: Rukhsana <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Friday, July 1, 2011 5:33 PM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Fw: <<<<<<<<<<meri tarhaa>>>>>>
 


--- On Fri, 1/7/11, kkhwab sapna <kkhwab.sapna@gmail.com> wrote:

From: kkhwab sapna <kkhwab.sapna@gmail.com>
Subject: <<<<<<<<<<meri tarhaa>>>>>>
To: sapna_ashok9@yahoo.co.in
Date: Friday, 1 July, 2011, 8:02 PM

Jee Kar Dekh Kabhi Meri Tarah
Tadap Kar Dekh Kabhi Meri Tarah
 
Sirf Tera Hi Khayal Mann Mein,
Sirf Tera Hi Naam Shilpa Lab Pe.
Jee Kar Dekh Kabhi  meri  Tarah
Tadap Kar Dekh Kabhi sapna ke Tarah
 
Sirf Tera Chehra Nazar Mein,
Sirf Teri Baatein Kaano Mein.
Mere Dil Ke Seeshe Mein Sirf Teri Hi Surat ,
Meri Har Dua Mein Sirf Teri Hi Murat.
Jee Kar Dekh Kabhi Meri Tarah
Tadap Kar Dekh Kabhi Meri Tarah
 
Tu Hi Meri Chahat,
Tu Hi Meri Arzoo.
Teri Har Khata Manzoor,
Tere Bina Ek Lamha Namanzoor.
Jee Kar Dekh Kabhi Meri Tarah
Tadap Kar Dekh Kabhi Meri Tarah
 
Masoom Sa Dil Mera,
Jo Tere Siva Na Kisi Par Meherba Huwa.
Jee Kar Dekh Kabhi Meri Tarah
Tadap Kar Dekh Kabhi Meri Tarah
 
Tu Hi Meri Zindagi,
Tu Hi Meri Parchayi.
Jee Kar Dekh Kabhi Meri Tarah
Tadap Kar Dekh Kabhi Meri Tarah
 
 
Tu Hi Mere Sabkuch,A  DIL
Tu Hi Mere Jahan.
Jee Kar Dekh Kabhi  KKHWAB KE Tarah
Tadap Kar Dekh Kabhi Meri Tarah....
        
kkhwab.....sapna

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