Thanks / Regards
Shakeel Ahmed
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love
"Order ! Order !" SANTA:"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE:"Shut Up !" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!*************************************************Wife comes home late at nightand quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanketshe sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball batand starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters,she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s "hi darling", he says,"your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them. *****************************************Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?Student:- He is the one who helpedMunna Bhai to impress his girlfriend! ****************************After an accident,A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights & told u 2 go by side. Santa: I also started d wipers& said No, no..No no. :D *****************************************Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
"Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na":D***********************Thanks / RegardsShakeel AhmedGravitation is not responsible for people falling in love
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