1. Regular naps prevent old age ... especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried that but they wanted cash.
5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without.
8. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
10. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
11. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
12. Ladies first, pretty ladies sooner.
13. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
14. You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
15. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between each new address books.
16. Saving is the best thing; especially when your parents have done it for you.
17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
18. What are the three fastest ways of communication? Telephone, Television, & Tell-a-woman.
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>To unke saath se Pyaar ho jaye
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>Thaame jo Pyaar se mera haath woh
>To apne hi haath se Pyaar ho jaye
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>Jis raat aaye khawaabon mein woh
>Us suhaani raat se Pyaar ho jaye
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>Jis baat mein aaye zikar unka
>To ussi baat se Pyaar ho jaye
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>Jab pukaare Pyaar se mera naam
>Too apne hi naam se Pyaar ho jaaye
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>Chale jo do kadam saath woh
>To unke saath se Pyaar ho jaye
>Thaame jo Pyaar se mera haath woh
>To apne hi haath se Pyaar ho jaye
>Jis raat aaye khawaabon mein woh
>Us suhaani raat se Pyaar ho jaye
>Jis baat mein aaye zikar unka
>To ussi baat se Pyaar ho jaye
>Jab pukaare Pyaar se mera naam
>Too apne hi naam se Pyaar ho jaaye
>Hota hai agar itna khoobsurat yeh Pyaar to
>aye Khuda unhe bhi mere Pyaar se Pyaar ho jaye.
Terey Wujood Se Mera Wujood Mukaamal Hai !!!
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