(<> _ <>) * "Essay On Cow: * (<> <>)
"The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is female, he give milk, but will do so when he is got child. He
"The cow is A Successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and Because he is female, he Give milk, but Will do so When he is Got Child.
He is Same like God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has Got four legs together. Two are forward and two are
afterwards. "His whole body can be Utilised for use. More so the milk. What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and
the condensed milk and so forth . Also he is useful to cobbler, and Watermans Generally mankind. "His motion is Slow Only Because
he is of asitudinious species. Also Other His motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat Cakes in Hand and drying in
the sun. Cow is the Only animal extricates That His feeding After eating. Then afterwards she Chew with His teeth Whom are Situated
in the inside of the Mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. "His Only Defending and attacking Organ is the horn,
Specially When he is so Got Child. This is Done by Knowing His head whereby he Causes the Weapons to be paralleled to the Ground
of the Earth and Instantly Proceed with Great Velocity forwards. "He has Got Tails Also, but not like animals Similar . It has Hairs on
the Other end of the Other Side. Done This is to frighten away the Flies alight on Which His body whereupon he cohoa Gives hit with
it. The palms of His feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by Looking down on
the Ground and he Shouts His eyes like His Relatives, the horse does not do so.
"This is the cow." This is the Essay on "The Cow" Which WAS (supposedly) Written by one Bihari Student in the course of Completing the "Indian Civil Services Examination"
PS: We are informed That candidate Passed the Exam.