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Funny Jokes: Chinese Caller


" Good Wan! (Good One!)!!
 
  Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
 
  Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
 
  Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
 
  Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak
  to me. Who is this?
 
  Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
 
  Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But
  what's this urgent matter about?
 
  Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan
  was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is
  being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the
  hospital.
 
  Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was 
 
 Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
  hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this
  hilarious but I don't have time for this!
 
  Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
 
  Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
 
  Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
 
  Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..
 
  Caller: Oh .....God!!!!
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"KABHI JO HUM NAHI HOON GAY" 
 

Kabhi jo hum nahi hon gay,
Kaho kis ko Batao Gay,
Wo Aapni Uljhanai'n Sari,
Wo Bechaini Main Doobay Pal,
Wo Aankho'n main Chhupey Aansu,
Kisay Phir Tum Dikhao Gay,
 
Kabhi jo hum nahi hon gay,
Bohot Bechai'n Ho Gay Tum,
Bohot Tanha Reh Jao Gay,
Abhi Bhi Tum Nahi Samjhey,
Hamari An-kahi Batain,
Magar Jab yaad Aain Gay,
Bohot Tum ko Rulain Gay,
Bohot Chaho Gay Phir Bhi Tum,
Hamain Na Dhoond Pao Gay,


 
"KABHI JO HUM NAHI HOON GAY
Rose!

 

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 A thought provoking!!!! I do agree with.
Every Indian and others should read it
Rose!

 

From: Jhon <areies505@yahoo.com>
To: "Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com" <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Sunday, April 29, 2012 8:42 AM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» The Hindu Rate Of Wrath

 

 
 
 Good one ! 
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From: Saven Stars <savenstars@yahoo.in>
To: Rukhsana <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Saturday, April 28, 2012 7:25 AM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» The Hindu Rate Of Wrath

 

 
 The Hindu Rate Of Wrath
 
 I don't know how many of you have heard of Francois Gauttier, a French author and journalist who lives in India . He is about 52 years old, was born in Paris and was brought up in a traditional Christian family. He was kind of "revolutionary," for lack of a better term, and did not fit into the traditional Catholic system, so to speak. He moved to India in 1971 when he was about 19 and spent a few years at the famous Sri Aurobindo Ashram in Pondicherry and is married to an Indian lady. He writes for various newspapers and magazines, including The French Connection, The Pioneer and The Indian Express.  He has also authored various books – among them: Arise O Indian, Cry Out My Beloved India, Sri Sri Ravi Shankar, A Guru of Joy and few others, some in French and some in English. The article below, The Hindu Rate of Wrath, was written by him and was published in various magazines and newspapers in India, Britain, France………..! Chandu Radia The Hindu Rate Of Wrath By Francois Gautierr. Is there such a thing as 'Hindu terrorism', as the arrest of Sadhvi Pragya Singh Thakur for the Malegaon blasts may tend to prove? Well, I guess I was asked to write this column because I am one of that rare breed of foreign correspondents - a lover of Hindus! A born Frenchman, Catholic-educated and non-Hindu, I do hope I'll be given some credit for my opinions, which are not the product of my parents' ideas, my education or my atavism, but garnered from 25 years of reporting in South Asia (for Le Journal de Geneve and Le Figaro). In the early 1980s, when I started freelancing in south India, doing photo features on Kalaripayattu, the Ayyappa festival, or the Ayyanars, I slowly realised that the genius of this country lies in its Hindu ethos, in the true spirituality behind Hinduism. The average Hindu you meet in a million villages possesses this simple, innate spirituality and accepts your diversity, whether you are Christian or Muslim, Jain or Arab, French or Chinese. It is this Hinduness that makes the Indian Christian different from, say, a French Christian, or the Indian Muslim unlike a Saudi Muslim. I also learnt that Hindus not only believed that the divine could manifest itself at different times, under different names, using different scriptures (not to mention the wonderful avatar concept, the perfect answer to 21st century religious strife) but that they had also given refuge to persecuted minorities from across the world—Syrian Christians, Parsis, Jews, Armenians, and today, Tibetans . In 3,500 years of existence, Hindus have never militarily invaded  another country, never tried to impose their religion on others by force or induced conversions. You cannot find anybody less fundamentalist than a Hindu in the world and it saddens me when I see the Indian and western press equating terrorist groups like SIMI, which blow up innocent civilians, with ordinary, angry Hindus who burn churches without killing anybody. We know also that most of these communal incidents often involve persons from the same groups—often Dalits and tribals—some of who have converted to Christianity and others not.  However reprehensible the destruction of Babri Masjid,  no Muslim was killed in the process; compare this to the 'vengeance' bombings of 1993 in Bombay , which wiped out hundreds of innocents, mostly Hindus. Yet the Babri Masjid destruction is often described by journalists as the more horrible act of the two. We also remember how Sharad Pawar, when he wasChief minister of Maharashtra in 1993, lied about a bomb that was supposed to have gone off in a Muslim locality of Bombay . I have never been politically correct, but have always written what I have discovered while reporting. Let me then be straight forward about this so-called Hindu terror. Hindus, since the first Arab invasions, have been at the receiving end of terrorism, whether it was by Timur, who killed 1,00,000 Hindus in a single day in 1399, or by the Portuguese Inquisition which crucified Brahmins in Goa . Today, Hindus are still being targeted:  there were one million Hindus in the Kashmir valley in 1900; only a few hundred remain, the rest having fled in terror. Blasts after blasts have killed hundreds of innocent Hindus all over India in the last four years.  Hindus, the overwhelming majority community of this country, are being made fun of, are despised, are deprived of the most basic facilities for one of their most sacred pilgrimages in Amarnath while their government heavily sponsors the Haj. They see their brothers and sisters converted to Christianity through inducements and financial traps, see a harmless 84-year-old swami and a sadhvi brutally murdered. Their gods are blasphemed. So sometimes, enough is enough. At some point, after years or even centuries of submitting like sheep to slaughter, Hindus—whom the Mahatma once gently called cowards—erupt in uncontrolled fury. And it hurts badly. It happened in Gujarat . It happened in Jammu , then in Kandhamal, Mangalore, and Malegaon . It  may happen again elsewhere. What should be understood is that this is a spontaneous revolution on the ground, by ordinary Hindus, without any planning from the political leadership.  Therefore, the BJP, instead of acting embarrassed, should not disown those who choose other means to let their anguished voices be heard. There are about a billion Hindus, one in every six persons on this planet. They form one of the most successful, law-abiding and integrated communities in the world today. Can you call them terrorists?
 
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 charaaGaa.N kar ke dil bahalaa rahe ho kyaa jahaa.N  vaalo
andheraa laakh raushan ho ujaalaa phir ujaalaa hai
Khushii ne mujh ko Thukaraayaa hai ranj-o-Gam ne paalaa hai
gulo.n ne beruKhii kii hai to kaa.NTo.n ne sambhaalaa hai...
Rose!

 

From: Duaago DR. <dr.duaago@yahoo.com>
To: "Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com" <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Saturday, April 28, 2012 3:25 PM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Wo sab teri hai......

 
Ksi ko kuch bhi yahan hasab e aarzoo na mila
ksi ko ham na mile aur ksi ko tu na mila..

From: Rosy Marry <marrygo95@yahoo.com>
To: "Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com" <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Friday, April 27, 2012 9:17 AM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Wo sab teri hai......

 

 
 kahaa.N kaa aanaa kahaa.N kaa jaanaa vo jaante hii nahii.n ye rasme.n
vahaa.N hai vaade kii bhii ye suurat kabhii to karanaa kabhii na karanaa..
Rose!

 

From: Duaago DR. <dr.duaago@yahoo.com>
To: "Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com" <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Friday, April 27, 2012 1:18 AM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Wo sab teri hai......

 
Aaj tak bhi tahra hai, dil ki raah guzaron par
tere lamas ka  tere khad o khaal ka mosam...
 

From: Rosy Marry <marrygo95@yahoo.com>
To: "Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com" <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Thursday, April 26, 2012 10:04 AM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Wo sab teri hai......

 

 
 Kisi Sey Bhi Milna, Usey Jeet Lena
Bari Dil Nasheen Hey Ye Aadat Tumhari
Na Dekha Jahan Mein Koi Aur Tum Sa
Bari Munfarid Hey Tabiat Tumhari
Humain Zindagi K kathan Raston Mein
Hamesha aaye Gee yaad Tumhari..
Rose!

 

From: Duaago DR. <dr.duaago@yahoo.com>
To: "rukhsana@yahoogroups.com" <rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 4:19 PM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Wo sab teri hai......

 
Meri zameen pe jo chandni hai wo sab teri hai
mere falak par jo dil kashi hai
wo sab teri hai
 
Jo titlyun k paron pe likhe hain khat,wo mere hain
ye jugnuon main jo raoshni hai
wo sab teri hai
 
Jo tere manzar main aur manzar hain sab mere hain
jo mere seene main shairy hai
wo sab teri hai
 
Jo teri muthii main khushbooen hain wo sab meri hain
jo meri aankhon main raoshni hai
wo sab teri hai
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 Raushan hai apanii bazm aur is ehatamaam se
kuchh dil bhii jal rahe hai.n charaaGo.n ke naam se..
Rose!

 

From: Jhon <areies505@yahoo.com>
To: "Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com" <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Sunday, April 29, 2012 8:26 AM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» *Zindgi *

 
 
 
 *Zindgi *
Shikwa Teri Yaadon Se Es Tarah Kia Hum Ne
Hansty Hansty Dil Ko Rula Dia Hum Ne,
Ek Lamha Dia Tum Ne Jeeny K Liye
Aor Us Mein Zindgi Ko Bita Dia Hum Ne
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 kaaTii tamaam umr fareb-e-bahaar me.n
kaa.NTe sameTate rahe phuulo.n ke naam se
ye aur baat hai ke "Ali" ham na sun sake
aavaz us ne dii hai hame.n har maqaam se..
Rose!

 

From: Duaago DR. <dr.duaago@yahoo.com>
To: "Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com" <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Saturday, April 28, 2012 3:25 PM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» TANHAAI K SAHRA MAIN....

 
Kyun itne shikwe gille hain naakaami k
khwab to khwab hote hain, palkon pe sajate kyun ho..

From: Rosy Marry <marrygo95@yahoo.com>
To: "Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com" <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Friday, April 27, 2012 9:18 AM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» TANHAAI K SAHRA MAIN....

 

 
 kar chuke sab apanii-apanii hikamaten
dam nikalataa hai ai mere hamadam kyaa karen
 
maamalaa hai aaj husn-o-ishq kaa
dekhiye vo kyaa kare.n ham kyaa kare.n..
Rose!

 

From: Duaago DR. <dr.duaago@yahoo.com>
To: "Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com" <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Friday, April 27, 2012 1:18 AM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» TANHAAI K SAHRA MAIN....

 
Mohabbat kya hai,
ye to tum ne mujh ko sikhiya hai
mujeh tum se mohabbat k siwa
kuch bhi nahi aata.....
 
lekin
 
suno jaanaa
Mohabbat mom ka ghar hai
tapish badgumani ki, kahen pighla na de us ko
main kahta hon
k jis dil main zra si bhi badgumani ho
wahan aur kuch ho ya na ho
mohabbat ho nahi sakti....

From: Rosy Marry <marrygo95@yahoo.com>
To: "Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com" <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Thursday, April 26, 2012 10:04 AM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» TANHAAI K SAHRA MAIN....

 

 
 Jakhm bahut khaye hai ishaq ki baji me,
Fir rah-rah kar kyon jakhm taja karta hai koi.
Sirf mohbbat hi to ki thi hamne koi khata nahi,
Fir rah-rah kar kyon ye jatata hai koi.
Ab chale hai vo fir mujhse mohbbat karne,
Ek bar fir mujhe tabah karne.
Hume nafrat si ho gayi hai mohbbat se ab,
Fir rah-rah kar kyon izhar karta hai koi.
Ab to har shakhs hame bewafa,
Aur mohbbat ek khel sa lagta hai.
Jisne jab chaha kar liya, jab chaha tod diya,
Ab to har ehsas ek dhokha sa lagta hai..
Rose!

 

From: Duaago DR. <dr.duaago@yahoo.com>
To: "rukhsana@yahoogroups.com" <rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 4:19 PM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» TANHAAI K SAHRA MAIN....

 
 
Har zarah e umeed se khushboo nikal aaey
tanhaai k sahra main gar tu nikal aaey
 
Kaisa lage is baar agar mosam e gul main
titli ka badan orrh k jugnu nikal aaey
 
Be chain kiey rahta hai dharka yahi ji ko
tujh main na zamane ki koi khoo nikal aaey
 
Phir dil ne kiya tarak e taluq ka irada
phir tujh se mulaaqat k pahloo nikal aaey
 
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