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A letter (taken from the Times of India ) in response to a 'Marriage Proposal' advertisement.
Madam, I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna.
I am seeing your advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper.
So I decide to press myself on you and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me.
I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside Patna .
I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only.
I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School , Bezna Road .
I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body is filled with
hardness why because I am working hardly. I am playing also hardly.
Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter also I am fast baller.
Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere
why because they are afraiding my balls. Balls are bouncing too much high.
That is very danger for them.
I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am happy always
and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft because I giving respect to them.
I am always liking if ladies are on top. That is how nice I am.
I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only.
I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School , Bezna Road .
I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body is filled with
hardness why because I am working hardly. I am playing also hardly.
Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter also I am fast baller.
Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere
why because they are afraiding my balls. Balls are bouncing too much high.
That is very danger for them.
I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am happy always
and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft because I giving respect to them.
I am always liking if ladies are on top. That is how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad things.
I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples.
So I am not doing so. I am keep fitting everyday.
Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and
pumping. If you want you can came and see how I pumping the dumb bells in
the jim. And now good muscles are come outing everywhere.
I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday
open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with
myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands
everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you will
come and take my things into your hands.
Madam, if you are marrying me, I am telling you, I will be hardly loving
you everyday. If you are not marrying me then I will press you and
press you until you come. I am at your feet and slowing looking up, with hope. I
am waiting very badly for your reply why because I am stiff with
excitement and anticipation.
Expecting good answer and replies to me in the future.
I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples.
So I am not doing so. I am keep fitting everyday.
Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and
pumping. If you want you can came and see how I pumping the dumb bells in
the jim. And now good muscles are come outing everywhere.
I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday
open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with
myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands
everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you will
come and take my things into your hands.
Madam, if you are marrying me, I am telling you, I will be hardly loving
you everyday. If you are not marrying me then I will press you and
press you until you come. I am at your feet and slowing looking up, with hope. I
am waiting very badly for your reply why because I am stiff with
excitement and anticipation.
Expecting good answer and replies to me in the future.
Namaste.
Yours
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From: Saven Stars <savenstars@yahoo.in>
Date: 17 May 2012 06:59
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Re:Fathima Hussain «*» RUKHSANA«*» <>_<>sORRY i cANN`T tODAY<>_<>
To: "Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com" <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
From: Vipan <iamvipan@yahoo.com>
To: "Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com" <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Tuesday, 15 May 2012 2:52 PM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Re:Fathima Hussain «*» RUKHSANA«*» <>_<>sORRY i cANN`T tODAY<>_<>
From: Saven Stars <savenstars@yahoo.in>
Date: 17 May 2012 06:59
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Re:Fathima Hussain «*» RUKHSANA«*» <>_<>sORRY i cANN`T tODAY<>_<>
To: "Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com" <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
.Nazar laga di Vipan Chawla ko. No mail from him after this.
To: "Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com" <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Tuesday, 15 May 2012 2:52 PM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Re:Fathima Hussain «*» RUKHSANA«*» <>_<>sORRY i cANN`T tODAY<>_<>
Tons of Thanks. I`m pleaased that you like them.
Your pleasure is my sole aim.
From: Fathima Hussain <fazliya_fathima@yahoo.com>
To: Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 10:30 AM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Re: «*» RUKHSANA«*» <>_<>sORRY i cANN`T tODAY<>_<>
From: Vipan <iamvipan@yahoo.com>
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» <>_<>sORRY i cANN`T tODAY<>_<>
To: "Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com" <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Date: Monday, April 30, 2012, 5:10 AM
<>_<>sORRY i cANN`T tODAY<>_<>
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