*The Blonde *
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack
and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control
and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get
you back on the ground safely. I've had a lot of experience with this
kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be
fine!
Now give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
"O.K." says the voice on the radio, "Repeat after me: Our Father Who
art in Heaven..."
and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control
and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get
you back on the ground safely. I've had a lot of experience with this
kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be
fine!
Now give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
"O.K." says the voice on the radio, "Repeat after me: Our Father Who
art in Heaven..."
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