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SOME SHORT HUMORS
DINESH VORA

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WISE OBSERVATION

The difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.

A tax is a fine for doing well.

Archeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he becomes in her.


There are two kinds of people who don't say much:

those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.


They say that alcohol kills slowly.

So what? Who's in a hurry ?


Alcohol and calculus don't mix.

Never drink and derive


One nice thing about egotists:

They don't talk about other people.


There was a man who said,

"I never knew what happiness was, until I got married

and then it was too late."


Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.

After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

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TEST AND RESPONSE


Test: In which battle did Napoleon die?
Response: His last battle


Test: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Response: At the bottom of the page


Test: River Ravi flows in which state?
Response: Liquid


Test: What is the main reason for divorce?
Response: Marriage


Test: What is the main reason for failure?
Response: Exams


Test: What can you never eat for breakfast?
Response: Lunch and Dinner


Test: What looks like half an apple?
Response: The other half


Test: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
Response: It will simply become wet


Test: How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
Response: By sleeping at night.


Test: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
Response: You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.


Test: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
Response: Very large hands


Test: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
Response: No time at all, the wall is already built.


Test: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Response: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

SOME SHORT HUMORS
DINESH VORA

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