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Man   Because I'm a man when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with A wire long after hypothermia has set in.   Because I'm a man when the car isn't running very well I will pop The hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If Another man shows up one of us will say to the other"I used to be Able to fix these things but now with all these computers and EverythingI wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink beer.   Because I'm a man when I catch a coldI need someone to bring me Soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do so for you this isn't a problem.   Because I'm a man I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at The store like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic Items like "cumin" or "tofu". For all I know these are the same Thing. And never under any circumstances expect me to pick up Anything for which "Feminine Hygiene Product" is a euphemism.   Because I'm a man when one of our appliances stops workingI will Insist on taking it apart despite evidence that this will just cost Me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it Back together.   Because I'm a manI must hold the television remote control in my Hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplacedI may miss a Whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by Holding a calculator.)   Because I'm a manI do not want to visit your mother or have your Mother come visit us or talk to her when she calls or think about Her anymore than I have to. Whatever you got here for Mohter's Day is OkayI don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something For my mother too.   Because I'm a man you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are if you're crying at the end of itI didn't.   Because I'm a manI think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what You were wearing five minutes ago was fine too. Either pair of shoes Is fine. With the belt or without it it looks fine. Your hair is Fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?   Because I'm a man and this is after all the year 2012 I will share Equally in the housework. You just do the laundry the cooking the Gardening the cleaning the vacuuming and the dishes and I'll do The rest.