| It 's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame. | | You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on. | |
We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart"? |
| My doctor operated on the wrong side of my brain.
I have half a mind to sue her.
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| The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson. |
| A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party. |
| When blondes have more fun, do they know it? | I recently saw a condom machine in a toilet, which had a "Tested to
British Safety Standards" sign on it.
Underneath VeeCee had scrawled: "So was the Titanic."
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| Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch. |
| If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you... |
| Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol. |
Time's fun when you're having flies. ...Kermit the Frog |
| We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse. | Red meat is not bad for you; Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. |
| Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name... |
<> One good thing about Alzheimer's is
you get to meet new people every day. |
| Alabama state motto:
At least we're not Mississippi | Have you heard of the new book entitled "1001 Sex Secrets Men Should Know?" It contains comments from 1001 different women on how men can be better in bed.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY. |
The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population!!! | You know why a banana is like a politician? When he first comes in he is green, then he turns yellow and then he's rotten. I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors. |
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