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A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false
teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth,
he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and
48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him
down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt
so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes.
The second Sunday his gums hurt too muchto talk
for more than 10 minutes.
But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in
by mistake and he couldn't shut up...
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teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth,
he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and
48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him
down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt
so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes.
The second Sunday his gums hurt too muchto talk
for more than 10 minutes.
But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in
by mistake and he couldn't shut up...
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The compulsive gambler walked into a gay bar, ordered
a drink and struck up a conversation with a fellow at the bar.
When his companion went to take a leak, the gambler
turned to the guy n the other side of him and said boldly,
"I bet you $200 you've got terrible hemorrhoids."
Knowing this wasn't the case, the man readily agreed
to the bet, stood up and pulled down his pants.
The gambler looked and looked, didn't find a single hemorrhoid.
He promptly handed over the $200 and headed for the men's room.
The winner sat back down on his bar stool and delightfully
recounted the story to his friend on his return.
To his surprise, his friend pales.
"That son-of-a-bitch!" he cried. "Just ten minutes ago he bet
me a $1,000 he'd have you drop your pants in the middle of the bar...!"
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a drink and struck up a conversation with a fellow at the bar.
When his companion went to take a leak, the gambler
turned to the guy n the other side of him and said boldly,
"I bet you $200 you've got terrible hemorrhoids."
Knowing this wasn't the case, the man readily agreed
to the bet, stood up and pulled down his pants.
The gambler looked and looked, didn't find a single hemorrhoid.
He promptly handed over the $200 and headed for the men's room.
The winner sat back down on his bar stool and delightfully
recounted the story to his friend on his return.
To his surprise, his friend pales.
"That son-of-a-bitch!" he cried. "Just ten minutes ago he bet
me a $1,000 he'd have you drop your pants in the middle of the bar...!"
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You know how everything in Texas is bigger than anywhere else?
Well, there was this Texan living in Bristol a while back.
Huge fellow he was, had to duck under all but the highest of
doorways, and often had to go through sideways.
And he was always going on about how much bigger things were
back home, used to really bore everyone senseless with his bragging.
Anyway, he died one day, and wound up in a mortuary
where a friend of mine worked. Charlie was telling me about
the trouble they had, trying to find a coffin big enough to bury him in.
They looked everywhere, but there was nothing that even came
close, and it would take time to have one specially made.
"So what did you do?" I asked.
"Oh," said Charlie, "it was simple, really.
We gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox."
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Have you heard about the poor hunter whose wife and
mother-in -law insisted he take them on a hunting trip?
It seems he finally gave in.
One evening, after yet another uneventful hunt, he called
it a day and started towards the camp, intending to collect
the women from their stands on the way back.
As his wife was climbing down from her stand,
they heard his mother-in-law scream.
Rushing towards the sound, they rounded a clearing and
came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed
up against a tree and a large bear stood facing her.
"Darling," the wife cried, "what are we going to do?"
"Be still..." said the husband. "That bear got himself
into this mess, let him get himself out of it!"
Well, there was this Texan living in Bristol a while back.
Huge fellow he was, had to duck under all but the highest of
doorways, and often had to go through sideways.
And he was always going on about how much bigger things were
back home, used to really bore everyone senseless with his bragging.
Anyway, he died one day, and wound up in a mortuary
where a friend of mine worked. Charlie was telling me about
the trouble they had, trying to find a coffin big enough to bury him in.
They looked everywhere, but there was nothing that even came
close, and it would take time to have one specially made.
"So what did you do?" I asked.
"Oh," said Charlie, "it was simple, really.
We gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox."
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Have you heard about the poor hunter whose wife and
mother-in -law insisted he take them on a hunting trip?
It seems he finally gave in.
One evening, after yet another uneventful hunt, he called
it a day and started towards the camp, intending to collect
the women from their stands on the way back.
As his wife was climbing down from her stand,
they heard his mother-in-law scream.
Rushing towards the sound, they rounded a clearing and
came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed
up against a tree and a large bear stood facing her.
"Darling," the wife cried, "what are we going to do?"
"Be still..." said the husband. "That bear got himself
into this mess, let him get himself out of it!"
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