«*» RUKHSANA«*» <>_<>Laws Of Reality <>_<>

 

 

<>_<>Laws Of Reality <>_<>

 

Laws Of Reality   Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become Coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.   Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll To the least accessible corner.   Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, You never get a busy signal.   Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late For work because you had a flat tire, the very next Morning you will have a flat tire on the way to work.   Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), The one you were in will start to move faster than the One you are in then.   Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in Water, the telephone rings.   Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting Someone you know increases when you are with someone You don't want to be seen with.   Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone That a machine won't work, it will.   Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is Inversely proportional to the reach.   Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are Furthest from the aisle arrive last   Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot Coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which Will last until the coffee is cold.   Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people In a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.   Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an Open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a Floor covering are directly correlated to the newness And cost of the carpet/rug.   Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you Are.   Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you Don't know what you are talking about.   Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.   Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.