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 Good one!!!!!

 Rose!

 

From: Vipan <iamvipan@yahoo.com>
To: "Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com" <Rukhsana@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Sunday, June 16, 2013 4:05 PM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» <>_<>.Indian ventriloquist .<>_<>

 

 

 

<>_<>.Indian ventriloquist .<>_<>

 

An Indian ventriloquist visiting Afganistan walks
 
into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.

 

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Pathan

 

'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?' 

Pathan : 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Indian.'

 

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.' 

 

Pathan : (look of extreme shock) 

 

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)

Dog: 'Yep' 

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' 

Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me
great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.' 

 

Pathan : (look of utter disbelief)

 

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

 

Pathan : 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.' 

 

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

 

Pathan : (absolutely dumbfounded) 

 

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager) 

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? 

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me 
 from the Elements.'

 

Pathan : (total look of amazement) 

 

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

 

Pathan : (in a panic) 'The sheep's a liar......'.

 

 

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