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BHARAT, an elderly man, from Lajpat Nagar, was going up to
bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,
which she could see from the bedroom window.
 
BHARATopened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there
were people in the shed stealing things.
 
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
 
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing
from me.
 
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy.  You should lock your
doors and an officer will be along when one is available"
 
BHARATsaid, "Okay."
 
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.  Then he phoned the police again.
 
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
stealing things from my shed.  Well, you don't have to worry about them
now because I just shot and killed them both.  The dogs are eating them
right now." and he hung up.
 
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at his' residence,
and caught the burglars red-handed.
 
One of the Policemen said to BHARAT, "I thought you said that you'd shot
them!"
 
BHARATsaid, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"