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A woman entered a fruit store and said to the clerk, "I want to purchase some fruit for my sick husband".
"We have some very nice sweet cherries on sale for a dollar a box", said the clerk. She looked them over and decided to take a box. Handing them to the clerk she added, "Have they been sprayed with poison?"
Replied the clerk, "No ma'am. You will have to purchase that at the drug store."
Little boy : Mom, what is a girlfriend ?
Mom : if you are a good boy, you will get one when you're older
Little boy : what if I'm a bad boy..
Mom : you will get many
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