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Shakeel Ahmed

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love

 

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Jewish Cab Driver:

 

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.

 

 

The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a naked

woman before?"

 

The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady. I vasn't staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."

 

The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or ass sweetie, what

are you doing then?"

 

He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell, M'am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking

to myself,'Vair in da hell is she keeping Her money to pay the fare?

 

 

Now, that's a REAL Businessman!

 

 

 

Thanks / Regards

Shakeel Ahmed

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love

 

Disclaimer : All the postings of mine in this group is not my own collection. MY ALL EFFORT IS COPY PASTE ONLY. All are downloaded from internet posted by some one else. I am just saving some time of our members to avoid searching everywhere. So none of these are my own creation. Am not violating any copy rights law or not any illegal action am not supposed to do.If anything is against law please notify so that they can be removed.