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In a third grade class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?"
"How old is your mother, dear?" asks the teacher.
"Forty." she replies.
"Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant."
The little girl then asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?"
"Well, dear, how old is your sister?"
The little girl answers, "Nineteen."
"Oh, yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant."
The little girl then asks, "Can I get pregnant?"
"How old are you, dear?"
The little girl answers, "I'm eight years old."
"No, dear, you can't get pregnant..."
Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."
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"How old is your mother, dear?" asks the teacher.
"Forty." she replies.
"Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant."
The little girl then asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?"
"Well, dear, how old is your sister?"
The little girl answers, "Nineteen."
"Oh, yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant."
The little girl then asks, "Can I get pregnant?"
"How old are you, dear?"
The little girl answers, "I'm eight years old."
"No, dear, you can't get pregnant..."
Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."
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A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down
the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam."
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes
seductively into his eyes.
"I mean," she whispers, "I would do *anything*."
He returns her gaze.
"Anything?"
"ANYTHING"
His voice softens. "Anything??"
She smiles mischievously, "Anything."
His voice turns to a whisper,
"Would you . . . study?"
the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam."
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes
seductively into his eyes.
"I mean," she whispers, "I would do *anything*."
He returns her gaze.
"Anything?"
"ANYTHING"
His voice softens. "Anything??"
She smiles mischievously, "Anything."
His voice turns to a whisper,
"Would you . . . study?"
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