<>_<>10 Things To Do in the Supermarket ....While Your Other Half Shops:<>_<>
Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares...' and see what happens.
While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream ' NO! .......It's those voices again!!!'
Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while.. Then yell loudly, 'There's no toilet paper in here.'
Hide in a clothing rack . . . And when people browse through, say, 'PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!'
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