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<>_<>REAL TEACHERS <>_<>

 

Real teachers let their life partners know that they won‚t be the primary breadwinner in their marriage.

 

 Real teachers drive rust bucket cars they're still trying to pay off and for which they can barely afford the insurance.

 

 Real teachers don't wear the latest fashions, unless they got them at half price at a discount store.

 

 Real teachers have vacation time but no money to travel.

 

 Real teachers get paid to work six hours a day but actually work eight or more.

 

 Real teachers spend their summers as waiters, temps, camp counselors, and the like.

 

When real teachers get their first pay check in September,
they are reminded that teaching is a job, not just what they love to do.

 

Real teachers have a highly developed sixth sense.

 

Real teachers know exactly how many Oreo cookies are in a package and how many jelly beans are in a jar.

 

 Real teachers can predict exactly which parents will show up at open house.

 

Real teachers know when it's a full moon without having to look outside.

 

Real teachers know that the first class disruption they see is probably the second one that has occurred.

 

Real teachers can "sense" gum.

 

Real teachers never sit down without first checking the seat of the chair.

 

Real teachers hear the heartbeats of crisis.

 

 

 

A second grader arrived home after school and shocked

his mother by announcing, "Today we learned how to make babies."

Risking further embarrassment, the mother asked for

details on how to make babies.

"It's simple, the boy replied, "Just drop the'y' and add 'ies."