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This story, certainly proves what we

have been told all of our life:

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going

argument about who was better on the

computer. They had been going at it for

days, and frankly God was tired of hearing

all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I

have had enough. I am going to set up

a test that will run for two hours, and

from those results, I will judge who does

the better job.'
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the

keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports .
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly

efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was

up, lightning suddenly flashed across the

sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and,

of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and

screamed every curse word known in

the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and

each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically,

screaming: 'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I

lost everything when the power went out!'
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing

out all of his files from the past two hours

of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He

cheated! How come he has all his work

and I don't have any?
God just shrugged and said,



                                         JESUS SAVES....

 

 

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