<>_<>.Punjabi DIET . <>_<>
An Punjabi Sardar was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day ...
And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'
And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'
When the Punjabi Sardar returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!
'That's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
The Punjabi Sardar nodded ...
'I'll tell you though, be all the saints, I taut I were going to drop dead on dat tird day.'
'I'll tell you though, be all the saints, I taut I were going to drop dead on dat tird day.'
'You mean from the hunger?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the bl*ody skippin!'.
.jpg)
0 comments:
Post a Comment