Jesus was ....
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was
Black:
1. He called everyone brother 2.He liked Gospel 3. He didn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Italian :
1. He talked with His hands 2. He had wine with His meals 3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut His hair 2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1 He was at peace with nature 2. He ate a lot of fish 3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Irish:
1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all -
3 proofs that Jesus was a woman :
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
AMEN!! `
Black:
1. He called everyone brother 2.He liked Gospel 3. He didn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Italian :
1. He talked with His hands 2. He had wine with His meals 3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut His hair 2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1 He was at peace with nature 2. He ate a lot of fish 3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Irish:
1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all -
3 proofs that Jesus was a woman :
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
AMEN!! `
Rose!
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Moderators Rukhsana Group:
Kazakhstani1303 & Mumtaz Ali.
Contact us at: kazakhstani1303@gmail.com
Rukhsana-owner@yahoogroups.com
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