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A man boarded a train at Delhi Railway station for Mumbai, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the train.
He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.
"Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniac convention -Mumbai ."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded," I use my experience to disprove some of the popular myths about sexuality.."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that Haryana's Jats men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's Punjab's Sardars who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Bengali men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Delhi boys.
We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Rajputs of Rajasthan."
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!"
"Tonto," the man said. "Thakur Gurdev Singh of Delhi..
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