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There are two ways to treat  awomen. Till date no one has found out what they are.

 

 Woman's heart is like a  circus, there's always room for more clown.

 

 You are born without asking and without wanting to die. Enjoy the break!

 

  Bachelor is a guy who comes to work every morning  from a different direction.

 

Dinner Invitation

 

A man invites his friend back home for dinner, without first discussing it with his wife. When they arrive home unannounced, his wife calls him into another room, shuts the door and screams at him:

"I haven't done my hair or put on any make-up, I haven't done any housework.. I haven't had time to do last night's and this morning's washing up, the beds aren't even made and you know I can't be bothered cooking! Why the Hell did you invite him home for dinner???"

Her husband looks at her and replies:

             "Because he's thinking of getting married."

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