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Shakeel Ahmed

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love

 

 

In case u r missing Lucknow's Maya mem SAB (OORF  behenji )…..

 

Madam Mayawati goes on a state visit to Israel. While on tour in Jerusalem, she suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the accompanying people, 'You can have her shipped home for US$500,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for just US$100.' Madam's men go into a corner and discuss for a minute.They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Madam Mayawati  shipped home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $500,000 to ship her home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100? With the money you save you could buy enough diesel for a year, buy enough medicines to wipe out cholera, buy enough generators to never have blackouts again.' Madam's men replied, 'Long ago a man (named JESUS) died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take that chance with this lady.'

Thanks / Regards Shakeel Ahmed Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love

 

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