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Shakeel Ahmed

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love

 

The Back Pew

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the

congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a

rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation

decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor's expanding salary.

A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much

the pastor's additional children were costing the church, and how much

more it could potentially cost.

After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his

chair and spoke, "Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many

gifts as He gives us."

Silence fell over the congregation. In the back pew, a little old

lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice,

 "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we

wear rubbers."

The entire congregation said, "Amen". >    Gotta love those old folks

 

Thanks / Regards

Shakeel Ahmed

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love

 

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