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Shakeel Ahmed

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love        

 

Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad
got a heart attack & our driver ran away

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend and kills him.

Wife says :
"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends"..

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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are pregnant.

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A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

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Shakeel Ahmed

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love 

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