.TooMuch Time On PC.
I became fully aware last night
that I've been spending entirely too much time with my computer.
The first clue was when I noticed that my right hand
is now permanently cramped into the famous "Microsoft Mouse" position.
The second hint was a little more tragic.
As I lay in bed last night looking at my wife,
thinking how nice it would be to have sex with her,
I rested my left hand upon her breast and gently cupped it
(having no choice, since my right hand is now permanently cramped).
I heard a soft moan,
but moments later she relegated me back to my side of the bed.
Alas, I had double-clicked her breast....
but not for me&
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