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Sent: Monday, May 7, 2012 5:19 AM
Subject: «*» RUKHSANA«*» Fw: Fwd: Fw: Polish Divorce----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Baljit Walia <baljit.walia45@gmail.com>
To: Balber <om.pune@yahoo.in>
Sent: Sunday, 6 May 2012 8:54 PM
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Polish Divorce---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Nilima <nilimajablonski@googlemail.com> Date: Sat, May 5, 2012 at 6:17 PM Subject: Fw: Polish Divorce To:
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's officeand asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand.Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?She going to poison me.She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.I can read English pretty good, and it say:~~~Polish Remover~~~
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