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 Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger: roasted duck let loose, beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. On the menu of a Polish hotel Aries (March 21 - April 19) This is an excellent day to dare. Dare to eat a peach. Dare to wear your trousers rolled, and walk along the beach. Dare to be different. That sort of thing. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) A haunting melody will float through the air this evening, with no apparent source. It will turn out that a renegade oboe player is hiding in the shrubbery. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) You will become a bit nervous when you spot the Feldsteins, next door, doing a Bantu war dance. Perhaps you should call in sick today, and just stay indoors watching Wheel Of Fortune? Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Remember: loose lips sink ships. The really strange thing is, nobody's ever been able to explain to me why ships have lips in the first place, especially if they're that risky. Leo (July 23 - August 22) Time to develop new friendships, and possibly to get a new hair style. Personally, I'm working on the "wacky inventor" hair style, in which I wash my hair at night and go to bed with it still damp. It's not a look for everyone, however. Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Good time to become involved in a secret plot to overthrow someone or something. Personally, I think your best bet is to start small. You can pick up some tips in "Overthrowing Things For Fun And Profit" by Kwan No, M.D., Ph.D. Libra (September 23 - October 22) Try to praise in public and criticize in private. Just never, ever, criticize privates. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Try to avoid nibbling on things today. Despite recent developments, you don't actually know your friend that well yet. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You will win 12,000 cases of peanut brittle today, on a call-in game show. That's a LOT of peanut brittle, as it turns out. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) You will stack furniture in the bathtub, today. That's just the sort of thing you would do, your friends will say. Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) Excellent day to make odd hand gestures at people you don't know. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You will find happiness. It will look a lot like tranquility, only a bit fluffier. |
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