«*» RUKHSANA«*» <>_<>HUMOUR OR NO HUMOR<>_<>

 

 

<>_<>HUMOUR OR NO HUMOR<>_<>

 

 

Sharks are immune to all known diseases.

Sharks and rays also share the same kind of skin: instead of scales,

they have small tooth-like spikes called denticles.

The spikes are so sharp that shark skin has long been used as sandpaper.

 

 

An elderly woman burst into a pet store. "I want to buy a canary, but it's got to be a good singer.

 I've got good, hard cash, but I'm only paying for a good singer."

The shop owner began moving a ladder towards a small cage on a shelf about fifteen feet up, near the ceiling of the store.

"Ma'am, I'm forty years in this business. In that cage is the best singer I've ever seen."

"Don't think I'm gonna feel obligated to pay for something I don't want just because you're climbing up a ladder like a monkey.

I want a canary but it's got to be a good singer."

By this point the shop keeper was coming down from the ladder. "Ma'am, this bird is a veritable feathered Caruso!"

 Placing the cage on the counter, the bird burst into melody after melody.

Awed the woman murmured, "This bird is a good singer." Suddenly in a shrill scream,

"Hey, this bird's only got one leg."

The pet store owner was unperturbed, "Lady what do you want a singer or a dancer?"

 

 

 

Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed

 that the "Fasten Seat Belt" sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one.

  Just before landing, he asked the stewardess about it.

 

"Well," she explained.  "Up front there are 17 University of Southern California girls going to Los Angeles for the weekend. 

 In back, there are 25 Coast Guard enlistees.  What would you do?