A BOY on Drive Date in BMW.. Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai I'm already married Girl:Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi he  Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai What does a kangaroo say when he finds his child missing? Guess.... Guess....... ???? Aaila!!! Kissi ne mera pocket maar liya... 3. Santa was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Santa thora sharmakar: G aaj pehna nahi hai. 4. One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there. (>. .<) "v" Mouse (@v@) ( "=" ) Owl o(o¿o)o (!)'(!) Monkey (@¿@) "(<>)" aaila ! Tum bhi 5. Teacher:Whats the spelling of PEN? A Girl:Oh! my God.. Its so easy.. But exactly yaad nahi araha.. Kal raat ko hi mere muhme tha...! 6. BRUCE LEE was a great man But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man... why? Because he became MAMU LEE yaar!!! 7. BUSH-tujhe swimming aati hai? LALU-nahi. BUSH-tere se to kutte ache jo swim kar lete he. LALU- tuje swimming aati he. BUSH-ya LALU-fir tere aur kutte me kya farq hai....!!
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