Just some funny quotes.... QUOTES Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master. Father : A banker provided by nature. Rumour : News that travels at the speed of sound. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he gets caught. Worry : Interest paid on trouble before it falls due. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. College : A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing. Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Optimist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidently falls into a river. Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read. Dictionary : The only place where divorce comes before marriage. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
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