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An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,
'Who wasa the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in
an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
tells them:
'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem’.
‘I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her
life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail
stores, a townhouse,
a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account..
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$4,000,000 bank account.
If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each..
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks him directly in the
eyes and tells him
"Youa gonna try again
for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,
'Who wasa the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in
an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
tells them:
'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem’.
‘I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her
life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail
stores, a townhouse,
a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account..
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$4,000,000 bank account.
If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each..
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks him directly in the
eyes and tells him
"Youa gonna try again
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The doctor was making his rounds and walked into the semi-
private room in the hospital to examine old Mrs. Williams.
After the exam in his best professional voice, he said
smoothly, "You are coughing much more easily this
morning."
"I should," snapped the patient. "I've been practicing all night."
private room in the hospital to examine old Mrs. Williams.
After the exam in his best professional voice, he said
smoothly, "You are coughing much more easily this
morning."
"I should," snapped the patient. "I've been practicing all night."
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