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*A husband was asked : do you talk to your wife after sex? His answer : depends, if Ican find a phone.
*How can you tell when a fax has been sent from a blonde? There is a stamp on it.
*An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their sets and prepare for an emergency landing. A few minute later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. "All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "Except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards!"
*An elderly gentleman went to see a doctor for his annual physical. A few days later the doctor saw the gentleman with a young lady under his arm. The doctor said to the gentleman, "You are doing well aren't you?" The gentleman replied, "I did what you told me to do. 'Get a hot momma and be cheerful.'" The doctor replied, "I said 'You have a heart murmur be careful.'"
*Did you hear about the blonde who dies while drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
*Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks.
*What's the difference between an airplane and a baby? An airplane goes from city to city, a baby goes from titty to titty.
*Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family.
*What do you call two burnettes & a blonde in the NFL? Two tight ends & a wide receiver
*Why do blondes have more fun? They're easier to keep amused
*Why don't blondes take birth control pills? Because they keep falling out.
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