<>_<>the rules of life<>_<>
- My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
- No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
- For every action, there is an equal and opposite government programme.
- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques
- Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
- Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
- Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
- Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
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