Ponder Points
1...Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
2...Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when you throw a revolver at him?
3...If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
4...Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
5...Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
6...Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
7...Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
8...Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?
9...How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
10...When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say,
"It's all right?"
Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say,
"That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
11...Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
12...In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
13...How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
14...The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.
11...Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
12...In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
13...How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
14...The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
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