Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages
this country has ever known. Here's an example of his western wit -- - - -
- Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
- Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
- There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
- Always drink upstream from the herd.
- If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.
- There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
- Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
- If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
- Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin it back.
- Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin it back.
- Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
And finally,
- After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
- After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral is . . . . .
When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
__._,_.___
VISIT RUKHSANA FM ONLINE RADIO
http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm
http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm
http://www.freewebs.com/rukhsanafm
http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
http://magicsgifs.blogspot.com
***********************************
Enjoy your stay at Rukhsana Group.
Moderators Rukhsana Group:
Aika Rani,Sitara Ansari, Lilly ,A k h t a r,Mumtaz Ali
Contact us at: llolli_bobby@yahoo.com
Aika_Rani@Yahoo.Com
akhtar_khatri2001@yahoo.com
Rukhsana-owner@yahoogroups.com
**********************************
.
__,_._,___
.jpg)
0 comments:
Post a Comment