SARDARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .Friend: Really, what is he studying.
SARDARJI : No, he is not studying, they are studying him.SARDARJI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
SARDARJI : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is the final game.SARDARJI : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
SARDARJI : No, I'll also stay with your sister.SARDARJI : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
SARDARJI : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again..SARDARJI complained to the police: 'Sir, all the items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'Howz that the thief did not take the TV?'
SARDARJI : 'I was watching TV news...'SARDARJI comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'Once a SARDARJI was walking. He had a glove only on one hand . So the man asked him why. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.SARDARJI : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
SARDARJI - If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running?Why did 19 Sardarjis go to the movie?
.... Because it said- Under 18 not allowed!Ladki:- Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.
Sardar (sharmate huye):- Kuch bhi ho main shadi tumse hi karunga, aunty se kehna mujhe bhool jaye.....
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