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If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the
restaurant.
restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the
bartender.
bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot
at 35,000 feet,
at 35,000 feet,
and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased
blames the airline.
blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my old wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates.
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