«*» RUKHSANA«*» <>_<>BENEFITS OF GETTING OLD.<>_<>

 

 

<>_<>BENEFITS OF GETTING OLD.<>_<>

 

Someone
 had to remind me,
 so I'm
 reminding
 you, too.
 
 Don 't laugh....
 It is all true!

Perks of reaching 50
 or being over 60
 and heading towards 70!

1.
 Kidnappers
 are not very
 interested in you.
  
 2.
 In a hostage situation,
 you are likely to be
 released first.

 

3.
 No one expects
 you to run  --
 anywhere.

 

 

4.
 People call at 9 PM
 and ask,
 'Did I wake you?'

 

 

5.
 People no longer
 view you as a
 hypochondriac.

 

6.
 There is nothing left
 to learn the hard way.

7.
 Things you buy now
 won't wear out.

8.
 You can eat
 supper at 4 PM.

9.

You can live
'without sex
but not your glasses.

 

10.
 You get into
 heated arguments
 about pension plans.

 

11.
 You no longer think
 of speed limits
 as a challenge.

 

12.
 You quit trying
 to hold
 your stomach in
 no matter who walks
 into the room.

 

13.
 You sing along
 with elevator music.

 

14.
 Your eyes
 won't get
 much worse.

 

15.
 Your investment
 in health insurance
 is finally beginning
 to pay off.

16.
 Your joints are more
 accurate meteorologists
 than the national
 weather service.

17.
 Your secrets are safe
 with your friends
 because they can't
 remember them either.

18.
 Your supply of braincells
 is finally down to
 a manageable size.

19.
 You can't remember
 who sent you this list.

And you notice
 these are all
 in big print
 for your convenience.

Forward this
to everyone
you can remember
right now!
 
 

ONE MORE THING:

Never,
 under any circumstances,
 take a sleeping pill,
 and a laxative on
 the same night!