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 At a Titan eye care Office: 
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place." 
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On a Plumber's door: 
"We repair what your husband fixed." 
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On another Plumber's office: 
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." 
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At an MRF Tire Shop in Mumbai : 
"Invite us to your next blowout." 
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At a car towing service company: 
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." 
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On a Hyderbadi Electrician's shop: 
"Let us remove your shorts." 
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In Taj Palace Hotel - Non-smoking Area: 
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." 
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On Apollo Maternity Room door: 
"Push. Push. Push." 
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At a Car finance company: 
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." 
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At Reliance Electric Company 
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. 
However, if you don't, you will be." 
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In Taj Paalce Hotel Restaurant window: 
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up." 
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 
"Drive carefully. We'll wait." 
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And don't forget the sign at a 
AT Mumbai's RADIATOR SHOP: 
"Best place in town to take a leak." 
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Sign on the back of a Mumbai's Municipal Corporation Truck: 
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"