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Shakeel Ahmed

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      One hell of an ASS..........................!!!!

The Pastor's Ass The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and  it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey  that he entered it in the race  again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of  publicity that he ordered the  Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day the local paper headline  read:  BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop so he  ordered the Pastor to get rid  of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a  nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted  the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to  get rid of the donkey so she  sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the Bishop so he  ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:  NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is . . . being  concerned about public opinion can  bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your  life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and  you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Have a nice day!             Thanks / Regards Shakeel Ahmed Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love   Disclaimer : All the postings of mine in this group is not my own collection. MY ALL EFFORT IS COPY PASTE ONLY. All are downloaded from internet posted by some one else. I am just saving some time of our members to avoid searching everywhere. So none of these are my own creation. Am not violating any copy rights law or not any illegal action am not supposed to do.If anything is against law please notify so that they can be removed.

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